Yo Mama's so fat her blood type is Crisco

Yo mama's so stupid, if you gave her a penny for her thoughts, you'd get back change!

Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

Yo mama's so nasty, she bit the dog and gave it rabies.

Yo mama's so nasty, when I went to your house said what's for dinner, yo mama put her foot up on the table and said "Corn!"

Yo mama's so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

Yo mama's so poor, your TV got 2 channels: on and off.

Yo mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!

Yo mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

Yo mama so fat when she steps on railroads the crossing lights come on

Yo mama so fat she has to get out of a car to change gears

Yo mama so fat she don't have to get up to go to the fridge

Yo mama so fat she has two stomachs, one for meat and one for vegetables

Yo mama so fat her belly button has an echo

Yo mama so fat she has to take meteor showers

Yo mama so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund.

Yo mama so ugly they framed her picture with a toilet seat

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the beach the tide comes in.

Yo mama so fat when she turns around she get jet lag

Yo mama so hairy even bigfoot has pictures of her

Yo mama's so poor, they put her picture on food stamps.

Yo mama's so ugly, you could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies.

Yo mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Yo mama is so fat she has her own zip code.

Yo mama so fat she gets group discounts

Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale she saw her phone number

Yo mama's so ugly, the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch it goes Washington, Oregon, Nevada...

Yo mama so fat when i swirved to miss her i ran out of gas

Yo mama so ugly her parents fed her with a sling shot.

Yo mama so nasty she went swimming in the ocean and left a ring around the beach.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to Wendy's and asks, "Where’s the beef" the employees point at her

Yo mama so stupid they had to burn down the school to get her out of the first grade

Yo mama's so poor, she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.

Yo mama's house is so small she can't even order a large pizza.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family

Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

Yo mama's house so dirty she has to wipe off her feet to go outside.

Yo mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 35 years to live.

Yo mama's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8

Yo mama's so fat, she puts mayonnaise on aspirin Yo' mama is so fat to baptize her they had to get tickets to Sea World

yo' mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

yo' mama so fat the horse on her Polo shirt is real

Yo' mama so fat she doesnt wear Levi's 502 she wears Levi's 1002

Yo mama's so fat, she went to sit down and the chair begged for mercy.

Yo mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed

Yo mama's so fat her senior portrait is an aerial view

Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.