Lawyer Jokes
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An engineer died and went to hell. While in hell, he greatly improved the place, installing heated toilets and designing massage showers, among other things. God, greatly jealous at the improvments which were benefiting Satan and all the other citizens of hell, called Satan on the phone.
God: "Satan, how dare you allow that engineer to make life in hell anything less than miserable! I'm going to file a lawsuit!"
Satan: "Well, just where do you think your going to find a lawyer?"
-Submitted by Kyle
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