Blond Jokes
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Three women, a blond, a redhead, and a brunette were driving in the desert one day when their car broke down. They set out on foot across the desert to find help, and each woman brought one item from the car. After a few minutes of walking, the redhead asked, "What did everybody bring from the car? I brought a water bottle in case we get thirsty."
The brunette replied, "I brought some food in case we get hungry."
to which the blond replied, "I brought the car door, so we can roll down the window if we get hot!"
-Submitted by Kyle
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Three blonds were walking down the road when they came upon some tracks.
The first blond said, "I think they're deer tracks."
The second blond said, "I think they're rabbit tracks."
The third blond said, "I think they're duck tracks."
And then they all got run over by a train.
-Submitted by Kyle
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